Saturday, April 4, 2009

Classic Religious Sectarian Joke

OK, here is a little random, cynical religious humor for y'all:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: “Stop. Don’t do it.”

“Why shouldn’t I?” he asked.

“Well, there’s so much to live for!”

“Like what?”

“Are you religious?”

He said: “Yes.”

I said: “Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?”

“Christian.”

“Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

“Protestant.”

“Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”

“Baptist.”

“Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”

“Baptist Church of God.”

“Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”

“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”

“Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”

He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915.”

I said: “Die, heretic scum,” and pushed him off.


(Hey, I did say that it was a cynical joke!!)

4 comments:

colleen said...

wow, i didn't see that coming! :)

Rosemary Hayes said...

I laughed out loud;+)

Unknown said...

this is fun.

Daniel and. . . said...

nice. Another variation I know takes it down to plexiglass or wooden pulpit.